Thursday, July 16, 2009

Geez People

Well...I was not going to do this because I thought it was pretty funny to let the world think I am really immature, and stuck on myself, but when I see that a lot of people are checking my blog, and no one is commenting,I think to myself, "I sure hope people are reading my comments so they know that I DID NOT POST THAT BIRTHDAY ONE DOWN THERE!! Come on people...Hottie Boombalattie???!!! Why in the world would I say that about myself and tell the world I like to show people my butt, and what's more...be excited about reaching my sexual peak????!!!! I know I'm kinda unpredictable at times and can do some crazy things, but seriously...Hottie Boombalattie should have thrown up the red flags!!! I have to give creadit where credit is due though. My fun loving sister-in-law posted that for me (you will notice under the post it says posted by Julie). So there it is. Goodness. If you did think that was actually from me, it's ok. I still love ya. Just know I haven't quite fallen off the turnip truck yet even though I am 30 now!

Monday, July 13, 2009

It's gonna be my Birthday!!


So I have heard many times, and from multiple people even, that I am a
"HOTTIE BOOMBALATIE". Those are not my words. Others, many others, have uttered those specific words when describing me! But little do they know how HOT I really am! I have this awesome shelf butt...and I love to show it off. You just have to ask and I will show you my Bootey!! Anyway, I didn't mean to get off the subject.... But I thought I would just let everyone know that this WEDNESDAY JULY 15 is my Birthday. I think I am turning 30...in case you were wondering 30 years old is when women reach their sexual peak and I am really looking forward to that. Anyways.....I thought I would remind everyone to wish me a stinkin Happy Birthday!! I expect flowers, suprise lunches and an ugly night out!! Now I hope some of my awesome Nebraska friends are reading this because.....my favorite activity...and this is what I want to do for my birthday...is to dress up as ugly as possible and go out on the town. So make it happen!!