Monday, July 13, 2009

It's gonna be my Birthday!!


So I have heard many times, and from multiple people even, that I am a
"HOTTIE BOOMBALATIE". Those are not my words. Others, many others, have uttered those specific words when describing me! But little do they know how HOT I really am! I have this awesome shelf butt...and I love to show it off. You just have to ask and I will show you my Bootey!! Anyway, I didn't mean to get off the subject.... But I thought I would just let everyone know that this WEDNESDAY JULY 15 is my Birthday. I think I am turning 30...in case you were wondering 30 years old is when women reach their sexual peak and I am really looking forward to that. Anyways.....I thought I would remind everyone to wish me a stinkin Happy Birthday!! I expect flowers, suprise lunches and an ugly night out!! Now I hope some of my awesome Nebraska friends are reading this because.....my favorite activity...and this is what I want to do for my birthday...is to dress up as ugly as possible and go out on the town. So make it happen!!

10 comments:

Rebecca said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN!!! I'll have to work on the dressing up ugly but I don't know what to do after that. I may not stand out that much here in M. Maybe you could come teach me. I hope you have a great birthday on Wednesday and all week.

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amberjill said...

hahahaha sexual peak? hmmmm....sounds fun! i hope your nebraskan friends understand what ugly really is, or how good you are at it! hottie boombalatie!

Julie said...

Wow!! I am shocked by this post. Way to be suttle! But I guess if you wanna get what you want then you gotta tell someone....or in this case EVERYONE!! Happy Birthday Jenny...I love you!!

Sally said...

I love that you don't even pretend to make an excuse for not blogging for months. I'll tell you Happy Birthday early because I can't guarantee I will remember on the 15th. However, I will dress ugly on your birthday but only because that is how I dress every day. Anyway, I don't know anthing about a shelf butt, but you know that I am jealous of you because of your awesome rack!

Jennifer Never said...

Wow. And here I was feeling sorry for myself because I'm turning 30 on Wednesday without my best friends to celebrate with...Thanks Julie! I knew I could count on you!! Mark appreciates that whole "sexual peak" part. And it makes me proud to think there are actually people in the world who think I would write that myself. I'm so awesome, and so are you Julie! Wish you girls could be here to ring in the 30's with me! Love you guys!

Julie said...

I just read your comment again and for some reason I got tears in my eyes...no lying. I do miss you! I hope you really do have a great Birthday! And we will do a girls ugly night just for you!

Marie said...

Happy Birthday!!

amberjill said...

What can I say, Happy Birthday.

Tamra said...

At cooking club Julie told us you posted a great birthday tribute to yourself. That was hilarious! I love even more that Julie commented after hijacking your blog. Hope you had a great birthday!